So you need a headshot (notice how I didn't say want…). Well you've stumbled across the right website.  I take headshots that will make your mother swoon and your ex jealous!

I'm a photographer who specializes in headshots, and I'm not just talking about the ones you take with your phone in front of a mirror, don't be that person. I'm talking about professional, high-quality headshots that make you look like a million bucks.

So, why should you choose me to take your headshot? Well, for starters, I have a great sense of humor. I'll make you laugh so hard that your smile will look genuine and not at all like you're trying to hold in a fart. I'm also really good at giving directions, so even if you've never taken a good photo in your life, I'll make you look like a supermodel.

But don't just take my word for it. Check out my portfolio and see for yourself. You'll notice that I don't just take headshots - I capture personalities. Whether you want to look like a suave businessman, a sexy supermodel, or a quirky artist, I've got you covered.

And don't worry about feeling awkward in front of the camera. I'll make you feel so comfortable that you'll forget you're even taking a photo. We'll chat about your favorite TV shows, your pets, and your favorite kind of pizza. (Spoiler alert: pineapple is totally acceptable in my book.)

So if you want headshots that will make you look like a rockstar (even if you can't sing), sign up below.  I promise to make the experience as fun as it is flattering. Plus, I'll throw in a free joke or two. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. See? I'm hilarious.